osama bin laden is dead

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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