Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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