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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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