What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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