A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's your guys names?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

girls basketball

Sammi suck kyles chode

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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