- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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