What do you call a 2 storied house ?

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Justin Bieber

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Barack Obama plays basketball

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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