- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Women's rights

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

im not food

Well this is pointless.....

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

BIG PENIS

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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