whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Joke

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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