- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

this website even though its hilarious.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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