- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

dyslexics of the world untie!

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Julian Ha.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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