Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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