- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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