- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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