Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

The WNBA

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

identical jokes get different votes.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Where are you going Your house

how do you save a black man ... u don't

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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