- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why? Why not?

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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