i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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