Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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