- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

sorry son your nanas been put down

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What's big and purple? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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