Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Terraria

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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