- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Title IX

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What is the name of the car? What

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Your Mum is soo fat.

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