Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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