- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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