- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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