What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Where's my tractor?

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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