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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo mama so fat.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

once upon a time, it snowed

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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