He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Kameron Brown is gay.

A car walks into a bar.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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