- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

You're a frog

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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