What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A bar walks into a man

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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oh hey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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