Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

12 niqqa 12.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

This is an anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How did the black person die? Of old age

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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