Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

snowglobe

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Get some flipping new jokes people

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

darude- sandstorm

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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