- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

your face is kinda funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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