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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Title IX

there once was a black man who played basketball

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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