- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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