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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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