- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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