Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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