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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

copy me and i will kill you

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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