- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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