- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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