Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Jimmy Saville

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Please don't shoot me

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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