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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

knock knock!? . . No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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