- Anti Joke

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats worse than a joke? This

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo