- Anti Joke

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain