- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I have read the terms and conditions

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

No soap radio

Hail Hitler

You know what's funny? Rape

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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