- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Abortion.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A dog was barking at a tree

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A woman walks into a bar.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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