what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A dog was barking at a tree

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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