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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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