what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Major League Soccer

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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