so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

penis?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Jeff

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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