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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

I'm Batman.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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