Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Im gay What about you

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Maths.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

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