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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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