Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Long joke Your such a downey

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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