Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Immigration Laws

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Knock knock.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What does water smell like? water.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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