Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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9/11.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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