why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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punchline below punchline above

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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