Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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