- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Thats what she said

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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