What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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