What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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kkkk

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

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