- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Where's the soap?

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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