- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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