- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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