What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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