- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man walks into a bar

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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