What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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