I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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