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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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