- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

a skinny sumo wrestler

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

I'm Coming

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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