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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

I woke up today

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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