why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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