- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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